HOT! Funky Salsa and Caipiroska- Recipes

Whoo-Hoo! Most of you reading this are in the heat of the summer, so it’s time to take a break from writing or reading or working or doing nothing and turn up the heat even more with some Salsa . . or cool off with a Caipiroska. Or both (I recommend both). These recipes are quick and easy once you have the ingredients gathered.

First, an instructional video I found on youtube on how to de-seed and peel a mango. It’s the quickest and easiest method I’ve seen (the video has no instructional audio, turn down the volume unless you want to hear a dog growling and barking):

Or you could just hack away at the mango like I do.

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Quick and Easy HOT! Mango-Avocado-Tomato Salsa

The following combination of ingredients may seem odd to the un-funkified, but trust me, it’s AWESOME. Like spicy-hot candy.

1 Mango, de-seeded, peeled, and diced

1 Avocado, de-seeded, peeled, and diced

1 cup diced Tomatoes, well-drained

½ cup Red Bell Pepper, diced

½ cup Purple Onion, diced

3 cloves Garlic, minced

1 bunch Cilantro, chopped

2 teaspoons Sea Salt

1 tablespoon Lime Juice

generous sprinkle of crushed, mixed Peppercorns

generous sprinkle of dried Red Pepper Flakes

generous sprinkle of Cayenne Powder

Tortilla Chips

Note: I like my salsa hot and salty. Adjust the ingredients as you see fit.

 

Thoroughly mix all ingredients, except the tortilla chips, in a large bowl. Done!

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QUICKEST & EASIEST Caipiroska AKA Caipiroshka AKA Caipivodka

2 ounces Vodka

1 tablespoon Lime Juice

2 teaspoons granulated or Turbinado Sugar

Crushed Ice

 

Mix juice and sugar. Pour in vodka and stir well until the sugar is dissolved. Add crushed ice and stir to melt some of the ice. Done!

 

Vegan Cookies for Easter

Instead of dyeing birds’ eggs this Easter, try frosting egg-shaped cookies. No stains and no shells. It’s more fun for you and the birds!

 

Easter Sugar Cookies with Frosting

 

1/4 of a 15-ounce tub of Earth Balance

1 1/4  cups Sugar

3/4 cup Almond Milk or Soy Milk

1/2 tablespoon Vanilla, Almond, Coconut, or Lemon Extract

2 teaspoons Baking Powder

4 cups Flour

Powdered Sugar, Almond Milk or Soy Milk, Fruit Juice (dark)

 

1. Beat Earth Balance and sugar together until light and fluffy.

2. Add milk and extract and stir.

3. Sift baking powder into flour.

4. Slowly add flour mixture to Earth Balance mixture while stirring, until just blended.

5. Roll the dough into a log and wrap with parchment.

6. Add a layer of plastic wrap, carefully seal it, and refrigerate for at least a few hours. (May also be frozen.)

7. Heat oven to 350 F.

8. Remove dough from the refrigerator and remove the wrapping.

9. Slice thick cookie discs and place them on a parchment-lined cookie sheet. Squeeze discs into egg shapes.

10. Bake 18-20 minutes. Remove cookies from oven and let cool 5 minutes. Cool completely on a wire rack.

11. Thoroughly mix an ample amount of powdered sugar with a wee bit of milk and an even wee-er bit of juice.

12. Spread frosting on cookies.

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Happy Easter to us and our feathered friends!

 

Spread Some Trans-Galactic Love for Valentine’s Day plus a Raw Heart Bonbons Recipe

Do you love Star Trek?

Do you love Lieutenant Hikaru Sulu?

Do you love George Takei?

George Takei’s friends?

Valentine’s Day?

Surprises?

If you answered YES to ANY of the above, (and I know you did) help George Takei surprise his friend-

fellow Japanese-American internment camp survivor Marge Wada- on Valentine’s Day!

It’s free, and as simple as a few clicks.

If you’re on Facebook, login and MOB Marge!

If you’re not on Facebook, join JUST to MOB Marge (I did)!

UPDATE:

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And now onto the Valentine’s Day recipe that is guaranteed to make your Valentine’s heart go all aflutter:

 

Raw Heart Bonbons

(aphrodisiac)

 dozen raw Dates

dozen raw Figs

dozen raw Almonds

1 teaspoon Cocoa Powder

4 teaspoons Coconut Milk plus extra (shake well before opening)

 

Chop dates, figs, and almonds into fussy, mincy pieces.

Mix pieces thoroughly. Sprinkle a few drop of milk here and there as needed to achieve critical sticky mass.

Form mixture into heart shapes (anatomic or symbolic- I went with symbolic).

Mix cocoa with 4 teaspoons milk until you get a smooth consistency.

Glop liquid over hearts just before serving yourself and your Valentine.

Enjoy!

Store leftovers covered.

Did I mention this dish is an aphrodisiac?

Cue Boléro.

Cue clouds passing over moon.

 

Happy Valentine’s Day, everybody!

And a special Happy Valentine’s Day to Marge, and to George and Brad!

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How are you spreading love What fun, PG-13 things do you have planned this Valentine’s Day?

 

Veg*n Hosts Meat & 3 Thanksgiving Recipes

After many years of my mother-in-law hosting Thanksgiving, I offered to host it this year. I don’t eat meat. I already knew my meat-eating in-laws had tried and don’t care much for Tofurky. They want actual turkey. Cooking meat is not a personal problem for me, as I cook meat for my husband almost daily. At my request, he ordered the turkey from a supplier who sells humanely-raised turkey.

I cook and serve meat in my own home because I accept the fact that my husband eats meat. I realize my family won’t stop eating meat just as they realize I won’t start eating meat. I don’t refuse to reciprocate the graciousness of someone else hosting Thanksgiving year after year.

I use my real-world experience of cooking, smelling, serving, and watching other people eat meat as a creativity tool. A main character in my (back burner, this month) novel I started a few years ago is a meat-eating glutton. While I don’t think of my meat-eating friends and family as gluttons, I do incorporate the sight, sound, smell, and feel of cooking and serving meat into my character description and into the meat-eating scenes.

So I feed my guests on Thanksgiving, and on Black Friday I write . .

On to the vegan Thanksgiving dishes:

 Cheesy Potato Muffins with Applesauce

5 Starchy Potatoes, halved

1 large Yellow Onion, diced

2 tbsp butter substitute, (such as Earth Balance) plus extra

1 cup shredded Cheese Substitute, such as Sheese

1 cup prepared egg substitute, such as Ener-G

2 tablespoons Nutritional Yeast

2 tbsp mixed Sage, Rosemary, and Thyme

1 tablespoon Sea Salt

Crushed Black Peppercorns

sauce-making Apples, such as Gala

Water

 Quarter apples. Remove cores. Cube apples, and put the cubes in a blender with enough water to cover half-way. Whir. Pour the apple liquid in a pan and simmer, stirring occasionally, until it reaches a sauce consistency.

Boil potatoes until not quite soft. Drain and let cool. In the meantime, carmelize the onions in butter substitute until soft. Grate the potatoes. In a large bowl, stir together the cheese substitute, egg substitute, yeast, herbs, salt, and peppercorns. Add the potato and onions and gently mix. Heat oven to 350°F. Coat muffins pan cups with the butter substitute and spoon the mixture into muffin cups. Bake for 45 minutes, or until peaked with golden-brown. Muffins with be soft. Makes 16 muffins.

 

Spicy Pumpkin Cups

2 cups prepared (uniform consistency) Pumpkin

1/2 cup Coconut Milk blended with 1 tablespoon Cornstarch

3/4 cup Brown Sugar

1 teaspoon Blackstrap Molasses

1/2 teaspoon Cinnamon Powder

1/2 teaspoon Nutmeg Powder

1/4 teaspoon Clove Powder

1 teaspoon Vanilla Extract

1/4 teaspoon Sea Salt

Butter Substitute, such as Earth Balance

Water for tray

Heat oven to 350°F. Thoroughly mix all ingredients. Coat the inside of teacups with the butter substitute. Spoon the  mixture into cups, and place the cups in a shallow tray. Place the  tray with filled cups in the oven, and fill the  tray with about 1/2 inch of  water. Bake for 45 minutes. Top with espresso. Chill in refrigerator. Makes 4 servings.

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