Haunted House / Jack Kilborn
Synopsis – Torture porn survivors are offered one million dollars each if they survive one more night of torture porn in a supposedly haunted mansion. All in the name of science, of course – a mad scientist wants to make an anti-fear serum from the torture porn survivors’ blood. But a real scientist wouldn’t really torture actual people, right? That would be unethical as well as illegal. Most of them survivors sign up and show up, and the torture begins. Damn. And when the would-be millionaires realize the mad scientist really is a mad scientist, the plucky band of survivors must figure out how to survive… again.
Reaction – The bulk of the first half the book vaguely describes the torture the survivors endured before they arrive at the mansion. The second half of the book describes the torture at the mansion. Gruesome stuff. But it’s unapologetic torture porn, and some people delight in reading it. One-dimensional characters, a predictable plot, and a cartoon ending. For torture porn fans only.
Recommendation – I guess some people would find this book worthwhile in some universe somewhere.
Floor Four / A. Lopez, Jr.
Synopsis – A serial killer is finally shot and dies in a hospital, leaving his ghost behind to haunt the fourth floor. And the killer isn’t done killing. It seems he’s figured out a way to alternately possess people and take on material form. There’s some mad ghostly skills right there. After the hospital is abandoned, a trio of junior high school boys get caught up in the ghostly aftermath. Why won’t these kids listen to their elders these days? And wouldn’t ya know it, a dang whippersnapper’s done got himself possessed.
Reaction – A juvenile story with juvenile writing which may appeal to pre-teens. Shallow characters, a clunky storyline, and an unclear differentiation between imagination and reality, which I suspect was unintentional. The saving grace was it had the ineffable charm of a campfire story. A scary tale safe for all ages. Read this if you’re in the mood for an endearingly goofy ghost story.
Recommendation – You’re taking your chances with this hit and miss book.